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Thursday, December 30, 2021
Could the Sun Go Dark?
Wednesday, December 29, 2021
Nose to the Grind(r)stone (Update)
The Daily Grind(r)
The Green Goo Strikes Again
About a month ago I made a batch for a neighbor's dog Blue. Blue is getting up there in years, but he's a sweetheart, and he and I get along like gangbusters. I met Blue and his human Jonathan about two years ago, and I see them walking all the time. We always stop to talk. Great dog...great human.
Some months back Jonathan told me that Blue was having some joint pain, and couldn't walk as far as usual. He didn't want to put him on a bunch of anti-inflammatories like the vet suggested, and I don't blame him. I suggested Turmeric and black pepper. He said he'd heard of it and would give it a try. He started adding it to Blue's food. Over the next two months or so he told me that Blue was getting around better, and seemed to be feeling much better. He started taking Turmeric himself, and has also been pleased with the human results.
Over the past few years I've given the Green Goo to several dogs, and in all cases the results have been impressive. My friend Scott has a Golden named Jessie. Jessie and I bonded like nobody's business, and Scott remarked on that. At the time, Jesse was 13. He'd gotten a bit lethargic, and wasn't eating well. We were rehearsing once a week at his house for an upcoming gig. He told me about Jesse's situation, and the next week I took him some Goo. I didn't hear anything until a week later. The first words out of his mouth were "You're a wizard. You should sell that stuff." Maybe I should. After one week, Jesse was eating fine, and even playing with his toys again. Scott was impressed.
So I gave some to Jonathan. I started to get worried, because I didn't see him and Blue for a week, then two, then three. I was wondering if something had happened to Blue. I ran into them on Christmas day, and it was a great gift. He said he'd changed his schedule, and they were taking a different route because they were walking more. He brought up the Goo. He said "Man, that stuff works too well." It turns out that Blue got so frisky that he started running again, and that's good, but then he fell a couple of times, and that's bad.
Blue was fine, and he was glad to see me. I sure was glad to see him. I felt awful that he'd fallen, but it did prove that the Green Goo is legit. Jonathan has also started taking a little bit of the stuff himself, before he runs. It's made from 100% people-quality ingredients, like my treats, and like the treats, it's a "secret weapon." In a crisis situation, the treats and the Goo would become the ultimate survival food, for humans too. It's food that multitasks. Plus it's tasty, especially the treats. I like them warm from the oven, with a pinch of pink salt. I'll cut some chunks of the Goo after it's solidified in the fridge, and give some to my mom to feed to the dog. I've caught her eating a chunk or two herself. That's excellent.
I'm super-grateful for the knowledge and experience I've gained over the years, and I get great joy helping animals, and people too. It's the only reward I want. I never ask (or receive) a penny for what I give to people, and believe me, the ingredients aren't cheap. I use the finest, purest ingredients I can find, and I use organic whenever possible. There's nothing special about me...all glory goes to God, and certainly to my folks, who did things like that all their lives, and led by example. Still I'm proud of it.
I love people and I love animals, and to some degree I think maybe I was put here to help them. About a dozen people whom I've helped over the years have looked me in the eye and said the exact same thing..."You're a Shaman," and they mean it. It's an incredible honor to hear that, and if it's bragging, I apologize, but it's pretty badass either way. It's funny how certain family members say that it's just a coincidence, and all my information, gathered over decades, is invalid because "I'm not a doctor." I wonder what they'd say about these stories. They could definitely use a little dose of my medicine.
I doubt the people or the animals I've helped have a problem with the fact that I'm not a doctor, and the results speak for themselves. I've paid my dues, literally, as far as giving away expensive stuff for free is concerned. There's no reason I couldn't sell it. I'd still rather give it away that not give it away just because I'm not getting reimbursed. Whatever knowledge my dumbass brain may hold I believe in sharing freely with anyone who may be looking, but high-end, organic ingredients are priceyAF. Have a nice day y'all, and when in doubt, Do the Goo. "To your very good health!" - Keith Emerson
Tuesday, December 28, 2021
Quote of the Day
Soothsayer?
When the dog saw me she took off in my direction. I could tell she was friendly so I stooped down to meet her, and she showered me with affection. The old man said "She don't usually take to people like that. She knows you like animals." "Yes, sir, I do" I replied. "Seriously man, she likes you" he said. I love it when that happens.
I went over to introduce myself and without thinking I offered my hand. He took it without hesitation and gave me a firm handshake. It ain't dead yet. He had on an army vet's cap, with the outfit and all. I didn't figure him for the stolen-valor type, and thanked him for his service. I could see he was a character and he was cracking me and the other dude up, so I sat down next to him and had a chat. Oh, noooo...I just remembered I sat closer than six feet from him. Maybe I'll die.
I've met people cold, that I can best call "seers," who knew things about me that they couldn't possibly know, except through some means we don't really understand. I can say that every single thing in the Universe is a frequency or vibration, and some people can tune in to these "vibes" better than others, like a good radio. It's not Woo-woo either, it's backed up by pure science (SCIENCE).
Jesus, I hope this isn't "racist," but I used this photo of the guy who played Uncle Remus in the Disney movie Song of the South (I think). Dude looked a lot like this guy, same grin, hair, beard and everything, only a little older. I meant to get a pic of him and his dog, but mostly she was all over me, and I didn't get one. The dog was young, and was indeed his service dog, for his PTSD. He said her name was Delilah. I love that name, for dogs and humans both. My dog's mother is named Delilah. Small world.
He was going on about how unusual his dog's reaction to me was. "I mean, she's friendly and all...but damn..." He went on to say how many people think Pitbulls are automatically dangerous dogs. I said "It ain't the dog...it's the human." We were in agreement on that. He stopped talking for a minute and just looked at me. "You've got some Indian in you" he said. "Cherokee." "Yeah, a little bit" I said. "Wow." Whatever Native-American I may have in me, I make rattles and things that are pretty much what they make.
Then he cranked it up a notch. "You're a musician" he said. "How'd you know?" I asked. "I can tell. You are, right?" In keeping with the drummer-joke/drummers-aren't-musicians theory, I said "I'm a drummer." "I knew it man" he said. "You're not just a basement-drummer either...you've done some playin'...lots of playin'...all over the place. You made good money too." "Damn" I said. "You can tell that for real, or just a lucky guess?" I said. "No, man...it's just what I get from you." Now maybe he's the biggest bullshitter alive and just took some damn-lucky guesses, but I don't think so, and a man who loves animals can't be all bullshit.
So was the old man just a sheister, who pulled the ol' "Let me look at you" routine, and just got lucky, or could he really "read" me? He didn't ask me for anything. If it's the latter, then to me it's no big deal. All the way back in junior-high I came up with a theory, and lo and behold, it's been proven. I love it when that happens. I knew back then that every thought was just an electrochemical signal in the brain. It only puts out a tiny amount of electricity, but I reckoned that if they could build a device sensitive enough, they could literally read minds, and now that technology exists. That says nothing about people reading minds, but it's the same idea.
When they record a thought, it looks pretty much just like the waveform of a musical instrument being recorded in the studio. Such devices exist, and you can Google it all day long. They can also amplify that signal, just like in the studio, and broadcast it right back into other people's heads. See: Voice-to-Skull technology. It's real, y'all.
In any case he was an interesting and hilarious old man, and I enjoyed meeting him and Delilah. I'm going to give her some of my organic dog treats, so we swapped numbers, and I'll see him again. Will he do more of that soothsayer stuff? I bet so. BTW be careful what you think. They can read you now.
Monday, December 27, 2021
There are Better Ways to End a Gig
Bud Greene played a gig for some friends from a well-to-do family. They had a beautiful old home on top of a mountain ridge, with an amazing view of the city and way beyond. It was Summer and a clear night, so we set up on a big patio outside. I set up under a huge Oak tree, with a good view of the sky. It was nice.
We had a bad habit, or a good habit, depending on your point of view, of pushing the limits when it came to gigs, especially outdoor gigs. Most of the band was willing to play on past curfew. I'd just be getting warmed-up. Every neighborhood generally had its own agreed-upon cutoff time for outdoor gigs...noise levels, you know...which could be anywhere from 9 'til midnight, but 10:30 was average. We never quit when we were supposed to.
Our policy was to keep playing until the cops came. Screw it. Many times we were offered a good bit more money to play longer, but we never asked for it. We loved to play. Every band says they love their fans, but we really did. Many of them were either already friends, or people who'd become friends to this day, from all over the place.
If it wasn't enough to test the neighbors' and the cops' patience by playing past the limit, we'd usually take it further, and wait half an hour or so and then crank it up again. We'd start out quiet but of course we'd get loud by the third song, and sure enough the cops would usually show up again. If they weren't happy the first time they showed up, they really weren't happy having to come back again. One night a couple of us got arrested, but it was just for show and to scare us. They let us go. Guess who was always pegged as the ringleader...yep, the drummer.
So, this night we pulled our usual routine. It was one of those situations where our friends were hosting the party, and we knew a lot of the people there. It was a huge soiree and we were having a blast. Whatever the cutoff time was, we played straight through it. We managed to play for over half an hour before the cops came. One guy was black, every bit of 6-5, 385, and built like a hoss. He was all-business. I'm almost surprised we didn't shut it down after seeing him, but of course we couldn't do that.
We may have waited a few extra minutes, and we dimmed the lights way down and de-cranked the PA, and we again burst into song. We played a few songs, all the while expecting the cops to return. After another song or two there was still no sign of them, and we thought we might've gotten away with it. I counted-off another tune, and halfway toward hitting the opening cymbal crash, my arm met an immovable object, and froze in place mid-strike. It absolutely flipped me out.
My first thought was that a huge branch had fallen from the tree and blocked my arm. That was my second thought too, when I saw the massive arm of the black officer, which was as big as a tree branch, and had grabbed my little twig of an arm. He'd grabbed my wrist, and I couldn't move a millimeter. He goes "It's OVER!" This time we took him at his word. "I'm sorry, officer" I said. "You'd better be" he said. "I'm about an inch from locking your ass up." "Yes, sir. My bad." It was the first time that had happened that I'd gotten a bit worried, including the night we got arrested.
What was incredible is that he'd snuck-up on me. Somehow that huge-ass man worked his way around and underneath the tree and behind my drum kit, and I never noticed. After things cooled-down a bit, I told him I was really impressed by the way he'd snuck-up on me. He grinned and said thanks. That was Ninja shit, and it startled the absolute fuck out of me for a second. When it's over it's over. We cracked-up and mimed it the whole time we were packing up. It made for an hilarious story. Although they aren't as unexpected, funny or noteworthy, there are better ways to end a gig. Rock on.
Sunday, December 26, 2021
"You're Not a Doctor"
What it does is stop any logical, adult conversation before it even starts. Instead of discussing the issue and maybe even learning something, they just shut it down. It's a smokescreen, and more than that it's rooted in fear. It's a "trigger word," like the term "Conspiracy Theorist." Why discuss something like mature adults, when you can just make it go away by tossing out a stock phrase and stirring up emotions, just like a little kid would do? It's lame.
Doctors don't know everything anyway. If they were truly healers instead of prescribers, they'd at least know that ALL medicines originally came from, and still do come from plants. 99% of doctors don't even know where aspirin, the biggest drug on Earth, originally came from. Ask one some time, and I can almost guarantee they'll say "Bayer." That's how they've been trained. For the record, it's "White Willow bark."
I finally had my fill of one such person saying shit like "You're not a Meteorologist" if I made a comment about the weather, again as if it somehow made my eyes not work, and the ever-present "You're not a doctor" if I made a comment about health, which they might do well to heed, except that it'd mean they'd have to quit saying that everything I've learned in four decades is bullshit because I'm not a doctor. Here's the kicker...it's perfectly okay if he doesn't have a degree in his field. Hypocrisy? Nah.
Well, guess what, bro...I don't have a degree in drafting either, but I'm (or at least I was) a legal draftsman in Alabama. I've told the story before about when I was doing drafting work for my Architect dad. One day a letter arrived from the good State of Alabama and addressed to me. I thought it was tax stuff or maybe I was in trouble for something, but it was a certificate, suitable for framing, with a note that started, "Congratulations. You are now a legally-recognized draftsman in the state of Alabama." Cool.
In the state's eyes, the hours of experience in the real world equalled getting a degree, which basically happened, only without the cap and gown. Point is, anyone who thinks that four or five years in the classroom equals decades of hands-on experience is a fool, and that's precisely what they're saying when they say "You're not a doctor" or whatever.
Here's a bigger kicker...they're not doctors either, yet they literally think they're so smart that they can diagnose me medically, without the benefit of medical training, residency and certainly not a degree on the wall, and all without even an office visit. So far they're 0-for-3, but that's beside the point I guess. They should open the Remote Magical Medical Clinic. More hypocrisy? Naaaaaah. They get real satisfaction thinking they've proved something wrong, by saying nothing. 86 the bullshit, okay? You might learn something.
Perspective/Dirty Mind?
He introduces each new section of the video with variations of this illustration. It's a turntable, and the center image, an LP jacket, as seen here, a concert photo, a still of the artist or whatever, changes with each section. Good ol' Phil, BTW.
I don't know if it has something to do with the fact that maybe the dominant eye looks at the opposite side of the image first, or the highlighting or what, but every single time I see the image, this is what I see first. This looks like a young lady you might see in a club, way back in the 60s, especially in the UK. She's wearing a mini-miniskirt, with a bitchin' belt with metallic adornments. In my world, the light-brown table that the turntable is sitting on becomes her right leg. I can dig it. It gives me a special feeling, and for that I thank God. It's all in how you look at things.
Friday, December 24, 2021
Cosmic Coincidences: My Mom's "Snake-Eyes" Story
Interesting Coincidences #73,937,357,803: An Answer to a Question
He's not a young guy...it's hard to say but I'd guess he's in his 40s. He's in great shape however old he is, and he's a very powerful drummer. He's really good too...smooth, accurate and technically-advanced, plus he does all sorts of stick-tricks...spins, flips and tosses, without missing a beat, and he puts a lot of feeling into his playing. He can play all styles authentically, which most drummers can't do. In this case his age is an advantage. His experience shows.
After about the third video, and the third completely different cymbal setup, I knew he was either a trust-fund baby or a Paiste endorser. Those things ain't cheap. Paiste made "colorsound" cymbals back in the 80s, which had a special coating that came in different colors. They went out of style for a while, but they've been available as a special-order and continued occasionally in lower-line models. Like everything else they've come back, in a series that's one notch below their flagship model, the legendary 2002 series.
He had complete sets in several different colors. They'd be red in one video and white in the next. He also had several sets in the regular, uncolored models. For the record he has lots of different drum kits, and that shit ain't cheap either. One video showed him unboxing two big boxes of cymbals that Paiste had custom-colored gray, to match one of his kits. He got several-thousand dollars' worth of cymbals for free. Not only that but they put his logo on them, and they only do that for big-name drummers. He obviously flew under my radar.
I checked-out a few more of his vids. Although he's far from the fastest or most-technical drummer, he grooves more than most of those type guys, and I'll take that any day. He's a kickass drummer. His shtick is taking classic songs from all eras going back to the 40s or so, and doing drum arrangements to them. He usually inserts some of his crazy fills, doing all his slick stick shit the whole while, and it's bonkers. He's fun to watch.
I like his playing, and he seems to be a decent guy. His personality, like his drumming, is a bit up-front if you will, but he's not an asshole. I'd take a lesson or two from him. We'd certainly be "Paiste-buddies." Then I began to wonder...could he possibly not be "one of the club?" Could he possibly not be a Satanist, either seriously or by virtue of the fact that they are Satan-worshippers by default, in that they certainly don't worship God? I doubted it but I was hoping. And BTW, any time an artist says they're a "Christian," 99.9% of the time it's bullshit. Their god is the god of this world.
Just as I was wondering, the video I was watching ended, or so I thought. For no apparent reason, and with no announcement or anything, and in only one of a couple-dozen videos I watched, he'd added a ten-second tag to the video. It showed him sitting cross-legged in the middle of a pentagram and a "Magic Circle," lit by candles. He stared unblinking into the camera, as if to say "I guess you got your answer, buddy." I read you. I pretty much figured. It's sad. Eternity is a long, long time, brother. Meantime I guess, rock on, dude...while you can.
They say "If there's a Rock & Roll Heaven, you know they got a hell of a band." I don't know about that. They also say "There's still time to change the road you're on." Might want to heed that advice. It's only Rock & Roll.
Thump to Expose Deep State?
Predator-Poacher Humor
So in this episode they were confronting a guy at his home. In his texts to the decoy he mentioned that he played in a band. One guy asked him what the name of the band was, and he said "I'd really better not say." So the guy says "Was it 'Ped Zeppelin?'" That's funny.
Tuesday, December 14, 2021
Cool Coincidences #974,422,993,033: Maggie's Hair
These are the two main characters, Joel and Maggie, in a dream sequence. I popped this episode in tonight. The cool thing is, although I did tape a few episodes, literally, on VHS tape, and once in a Blue Moon they might show it on cable, many of the episodes I saw only once, over a quarter-century ago, and there are a few I haven't even seen yet. I'd totally forgotten this scene.
Maggie (Janine Turner) was a pilot in the show, and Joel (Rob Morrow) was a doctor. In this episode she was flying Joel back from a gig in a remote Native village. The plane had engine trouble and they had to make an emergency landing in a field, and spend the night in the wilderness. They had no food or water, except for a 40lb hunk of whale blubber that Joel was given as "payment,' which was a nice touch.
To the Natives it was a very valuable and honored gift, but the smell almost made Joel hurl on the flight home. The way that hunk of blubber played into the rest of the episode was classic, and typical of what made the show great. Maggie had survival skills, but Joel, a transplanted New-Yorker, was totally unskilled in woodsmanship, and felt like they'd reverted back to Caveman days, hence the dream.
Maggie was a perfect blend of hot, cute, sexy, smart, funny, strong yet vulnerable and a touch naive. The only thing I didn't like was that she kept her hair really short for the entire series. Most of the time I like seeing longer hair on women. These days I guess that's "sexist" or "hate speech" or some bullshit. So sue me. I like it. I think it accents the face, shoulders, and everything else better, but c'est moi.
In this episode, before the dream sequence, her hair was super-short, about a #5, if that. It looked very...what's the word..."regulation." To me it was distracting, and took away from her beauty. I was thinking how much I'd love to see her with long hair, and at that exact moment, in typical fashion the dream sequence just popped-in out of nowhere. Right before my eyes her hair went from super-short in one frame, to crazy-long in the next frame, and at the exact moment I thought about wishing I could see her with long hair. It flipped me out for a second or two, and my jaw dropped. How cool is that? THIS HAS BEEN A COINCIDENCE. Have a nice day.
Thursday, December 9, 2021
Me and Lisa in Hearts
I like this one site because some of them will slant the odds, usually so you win more often, but this site is even-Steven odds. They give you and your virtual opponents avatars. I decided to play a few hands today, and I saw they'd given us some cute little Santa hats for the holidays. Nice.
As you can see I decided to make myself black. Maybe it has something to do with the fact that every time I sit down to play drums I wish I were black, but in any case I'm a groovy brother.
I don't know if it's the Santa hat that finally did it, but I began to take a closer look at the female opponent, Lisa....her golden hair...those eyes...and that smile. I realized I was getting a cartoon-boner for her. I think my avatar wants to go out with her.
I already try to keep from dumping the queen on her, and I try to hose the other two players, Mike and Bill, but I think it's turned into more. I think I have feelings for her. I think she's stolen my heart, as it were.
I wonder how to break the ice with a cartoon. I wonder if she's into black guys. I wonder if I should tell her I'm really a Caucasian. Maybe she already has a boyfriend, but I doubt it's Bill or Mike. They're goobers. What to do? Cartoon-love is so confusing.
Sunday, December 5, 2021
We Treated Each Other Differently
If he were talking to a woman, be it a date, a potential date, a one-night-stand or just some random girl, I'd go over and talk him up. I'd say whatever I could think of to make him look good, and I did it every time. Frankly, for him to be with a woman was a bit rarer than it was for me, so I wanted to give him all the help I could. He'd soak it right up.
So if I were with a woman, how did he treat me? You'd think he'd return the favor, right? You'd think, but no. He'd come over, say hi, and almost immediately launch into some very embarrassing and very personal story about me. I'm not talking about some crazy story that maybe made me look goofy but was still funny, because that's okay. I mean stuff you'd never tell anyone yourself. It was bad.
Now I can take a joke with the best of them. I call myself a dumbass and talk about stupid shit I do all the time. If you can't laugh at yourself, you're truly an asshole. However, some stuff is just too personal to share, but share he did. He thought it was funny, but he'd be the only one laughing. The truth is, even most third-graders know that when someone has to put someone else down to try to make themselves feel better, they're pretty pathetic on the inside.
In his mind he made himself look good in front of the woman, by making me look bad, but in reality all he was doing was showing how sad and immature he really was. It was truly uncomfortable for everyone but him, which made it stand-out even more. I guess he thought maybe the girls would think he was cool or whatever, but they couldn't wait for him to leave. Invariably they'd make a face like they'd just stepped on a slug, and say "What's HIS deal?" "He's one of those people who gets his jollies by putting people down" I'd say. "That's sad" they'd say. "Yep."
When I'd call him on it, he'd say it was a "joke." I'd remind him that, even if a joke was pointed at someone, and made them look less than perfect, as long as it was funny and not personal, and shared by all, then it was a good joke. A joke at someone's expense isn't a joke at all. It's utter disrespect, and people who can't show respect for others have no respect for themselves.
Maybe he couldn't grasp the idea that a "joke" should be shared, but he'd completely ignore it, and resort to name-calling. He'd say I was being a "pussy," as if I couldn't take a "joke." I don't think it's being a pussy to ask someone to please not share personal information. There's a million stories about me that he could've told, even ones where I did stupid shit galore that would've been fine, and actually funny, like "He nearly blew his balls off with an M-80," or "He set the stage on fire at the Supper Club," or "He jumped a Buick at 120mph on Brookwood," or "He played drums naked at a gig in South Carolina," or any number of fun stories, but he'd hit below the belt, and then call me a pussy. I don't know about that, but I do know what nearby part of the anatomy he was being.
Did I ever think about giving him a taste of his own medicine? Sure I did, but that would've meant that I'd have had to lower myself to his level, and thankfully that's never been my gig. Did he ever take a lesson from how I treated him? I reckon not. I know he thought his jive was working, because, with the exception of my last one (smart), he hit on pretty much every woman I dated for longer than about two weeks, multiple times. They'd tell me that he acted almost like he expected it, and sure enough he'd tell more "jokes" about me. Did it work? In his mind maybe, but let's just say that nary a one of them ever dated him, even years down the road.
I'm not saying for a second that I'm perfect. I can be a narcissistic asshole and a complete dick, but not as a habit. At least I didn't stoop to the level of his bullshit. If nothing else but selfish reasons, I know how it'd make me look to others if I treated someone that way, but people who do that for some reason don't get it. More than that of course is that you just shouldn't treat people like that. The "Golden Rule" is here for a reason. Plus I can absolutely guarantee that if I had done it to him, he'd have completely lost his shit, and I know that from experience...lots of experience. In other words yo, he can dish it out but he can't take it.
When it came to talking to gals at gigs, one of the ways we treated each other was different from the other one. I talked him up, and he talked me down. There's a difference. One of us was an asshole. Do unto others as you would have them do unto you, and have a nice day.
Tuesday, November 30, 2021
Quote of the Day
Saturday, November 27, 2021
EXTRA, EXTRA: ALIENS BEAM-UP RESIDENTS OF ENTIRE TOWN - 350,000 MISSING...VEGETABLES LEFT BEHIND
The story goes that in the city of Wonsan, the entire population of 355,000 just up and vanished overnight, and they say the culprit was a UFO. Interesting. There's a video of the alleged news broadcast, and I'll leave a link. From the relatively-few NK news broadcasts I've seen it looks exactly the same, sort of like American TV-news in the latter-Cronkite era, and legit.
What lends further credibility that it was a real broadcast is the fact that the footage was covered in a video on YouTube by an alleged NK-defector, Yeonmi Park. If I remember correctly, she and her mother supposedly swam a dangerous river to freedom. Most people would never do that because of what happens to their families left behind. Not only are they punished but so are at least two generations down the road.
I've been occasionally watching her videos for about three years, and again she seems legit. Of course it could all be pure propaganda, but I tend to doubt that. She certainly takes a different view than the "Official Narrative" coming out of there. Normally she does a commentary but all she did was post the video. If she actually posted it, I'm guessing she'll do a followup.
This is the image shown at the beginning of the broadcast. The Korean writing for "UFO" is this: ë¹„í–‰ì ‘ì‹œ, so I'm noy sure what these symbols mean. I'm guessing maybe it means "Oh, SHIT!" The shape of the Saucer is interesting.
Tuesday, November 23, 2021
Reasons Why Ringo was a Brilliant Drummer #6,083
Long story short, the Beatles' music would've sounded NOTHING like it did had they had ANY other drummer but Ringo. Whenever someone asks me if Ringo was a good drummer or not, I chuckle and say that he's the best drummer in the world, and in many ways he really is.
They'll cock their heads and say "Really?" I'll try to explain the difference between drumming for drumming's sake (wankage) and drumming for the song, how his parts were so cool and quirky and unique, how simple is beautiful, how you couldn't take away his parts any more than you could the piano or vocals and all, if they can dig it.
The beautiful song Fixing a Hole is just one example of why Ringo is amazing (example #6,083, lol). It starts with an Harpsicord intro in straight eighth-notes and then there's a pause. Ringo then sets the tempo and counts the band in with a four-bar Shuffle pattern on the hi-hats. After those four beats the band comes in and the first verse starts. He keeps the same pattern going on the hats, which is normal, but when the rest of the band and the vocals come in, 999,999 out of a million drummers would start playing the snare drum on beats 2 and 4, at least with a rim-click.
It's what drummers do almost automatically, like hitting the bass drum with cymbal crashes. It's how we learn to play drums. Drummers are obviously excitable people when it comes to music. Must of us mere mortal drummers would be thinking something like: "Okay, I laid the groove these four beats, and now the rest of the boys are gonna come in...ready, GO!" We can't help it. Our buddies are joining us and we get excited.
Not Ringo. He had the calmness, the wisdom, the courage, the vision, the brilliance and the general "Ringoness" to lay off the snare until the chorus. Most drummers would have to tie their snare-hand to their leg to keep from doing it automatically, but Ringo was able to contain himself, and keeps playing just the hats through the verse. It's amazing. He does accent some beats, like having the snare going would do, but it's all on the hats. It's beautiful. This is reason #6,083. Don't engage in silly debates. Rock on.
Fixing a Hole: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPBd8eHQqIw
Monday, November 22, 2021
All Roads Lead to Heaven?
Yet More Products of a Godless Society
For the millionth time this isn't "hate speech" in any way. I hold no hatred for anyone except Satan. I feel empathy for this person actually. When I look into this person's eyes, besides the demon I see looking out, I also see some of the original human left...and it's a human crying for help. These days it's no wonder.
I don't see this same look with most of these "body-modification" people. This person might still be saved. and they can do wonders with plastic-surgery these days. If this were a Halloween costume it'd be badass, but not 24/7. I feel for this person. They need God. We all do, whether we know it or not. Be blessed.
Saturday, November 20, 2021
It's Fun Being a Dork
It could be a little bit dorky to begin with, but in lieu of buying a GoPro I got a waterproof case for my phone. I wanted to one day take some more groovy underwater shots at the Cahaba River...crawfish, Alligator Gars, Darters, turtle-fart bubbles and such. I didn't make it to the river but I did test it, in the shower and in a hellacious downpour, and it's definitely waterproof. Trouble is like most everything else they cut corners, and used shitty hex screws.
It was heavy and bulky but waterproof. You could probably hit it with a baseball bat. The "threads" in the top of one of the screws were weak and loose, and once I screwed it in it was stuck. It was big but loose, and even the slightest touch made a loud pop, enough to ruin a video. I recorded Doug and I playing bass and drums, and the sound and picture quality were good except for the pops, and any really loud hits would vibrate the case and make the picture shake. Not to mention the screws weren't stainless and had rusted in place, and took my best Hulk imitation to get them out. Smart, for something that's supposed to be waterproof. It had to go.
This time I got a clear case. It has no screws and I'll test it out with cardboard before I trust the phone in it, but it looks solid. Plus it's so thin it's hard to tell there's a case on the phone. It came with a dummy phone-screen illustration, so I decided to put it where it shows through the back of the case. I had to cut out a section at the top to allow for the lenses but you can't tell and it fits perfectly. This is the back of the case, ha-ha.
If I ever get out in public again this could be funny, and dorkyAF. I could become Superdork, or worse. I'd be walking around pretending to be talking to someone, but from a few feet away it'd look like I'm talking into the wrong side of my phone, not to mention the phone wasn't actually on, and with a dork-ass homescreen photo to boot. I'd keep saying "HEY, could you speak-up? I can't hear you very well" in a loud voice, over and over. People would think I was (seriously) challenged in some way and feel sorry for me and maybe give me money or buy me a sandwich. Oh, wait...this is 2021. People would just think I was on drugs and make a wide berth. Oh, wait...people do that these days anyway.
This is a dorky post but ibi habes. Being dork-related humor I dig it, and the thought of walking around talking into the back of my phone made me lol. How dorky is that? I apologize. I'm a dork.
The Latest Topic to be Censored
Again I believe that two things are happening right now that the Good Book said would happen- a light is being shone upon the darkness, and the "veil" is lifting. Even if we disregard all the overtly-Satanic symbols we always see...the eyeballs, pyramids, portals and shit it's clear that this was a ritual. Tons of people who don't believe in God, much less the Devil, were saying that it felt "demonic." It's hard to argue with that, folks. If you still have eyes to see, ears to hear and a semi-working brain, then use them! Again, wake the fuck up. Please.
"Unexplained" Deaths
Saturday, November 13, 2021
Friday, November 12, 2021
The African-American Ice Cream Kid
It's one of my favorite illustrations of all time. It looks like it was done digitally, but of course it was drawn by hand and way before computer graphics was available to the masses. It's extremely well-done. The mouth has an almost Dali-esque thing going on, and now that I understand more about symbolism, it has more meaning than it did before, but above all, on any given day to me it represents my general feelings about the whole damn dumbass human race in general. I may have to pony-up $25 or so for a modern-copy t-shirt. I love it.
Here we see rapper Travis "My fame was fake, bought and paid for on Soundcloud" Scott, during a videotaped statement/apology to fans and families of the victims (in black & white no less) who tragically passed-away during his ritual...umm, I mean concert a few days ago. He's like "Oops!" In the video he keep putting his hand to his forehead, just like Ice Cream Kid, over and over. He just forgot the ice cream cone.
Wednesday, November 10, 2021
Great Lines from Great Songs: "Freak Parade" by Todd Rundgren
In a world full of freaks
You can creep, you can crawl
But the world's biggest freak
Is the one with no balls
This is an incredible tune BTW. Give it a spin.
Freak Parade by Todd Rundgren: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DitwakvT7hw
Tuesday, November 9, 2021
Updated Dating Profile
SWM, over the motherfucking hill (64), seeks female, 35-70, for conversation, companionship and maybe more.
Cons: No home, no car, no job, no future, no teeth and no life.
Pros: I still have hair and my dick still works. I once had a sense of humor that still may be buried somewhere.
Likes: Pina Coladas and getting caught in the rain
Dislikes: Assholes
My # is:1-205-OLD-FART. RSVP if interested. Those still asleep need not apply. Have a nice day.
That'd be my profile in a nutshell. I wonder how many women would be brave enough to be at all interested. Lots of people would be thrown by honesty but at least they'd know what they're getting. Lol.
Waking Up
You don't wake up overnight. You can't. You can't just change your beliefs, and undo a lifetime of programming and social-engineering without a mental fight. Your brain has to process new and strange information, and most people don't like dealing with that at all. It takes you out of your comfort zone about as much as anything, but if you never leave your comfort zone you'll never grow. It's not easy waking up, and yes, it sucks finding out bad things, but it's reality, and the sooner you realize it the sooner you can adjust.
People are waking up to the lies, the flip-flopping "Official Narrative," the blatant corruption, etc., and the fact that the people in power (the Elites) have absolutely NOTHING in common with we common commoners, although they've managed to convince most people that they love US above money and power and all that, but we're starting to see through that bullshit nonsense.
Speaking of see, all this blatant suppression of information will backfire on them. Eventually when people realize that certain info is being censored, they'll want to know what that info is, and that's a beautiful thing. Two things here- you can learn more by what's being suppressed than by what's being shown, and you don't get flack unless you're over the target. Can you dig it?
People are also waking up to the sheer evil of these people, and that's key. I believe it's just as it says in the Good Book- that a light is being shone upon the darkness. We're seeing all this hellish and evil shit right in front of our faces, and you don't have to be "awake" to see it. The deepest sleepers are starting to see the evil, and how that couldn't be I haven't a clue, but better late than never. That same book also says "Woe unto those who take evil for good." "Woe" is a drastic understatement. I'd take it to heart.
But guess what...with all that evil comes an even greater measure of GOOD. Everything in the Universe strives for a balance, and it can't be all evil. That's where God, my Father, and his Son Jesus Christ come in, but that's another story, and a personal decision whether to accept or reject Him, a choice we all may have to make at some point. Meanwhile people are waking up and it can't be denied, or, thank God, stopped, although they're trying their best.
Sadly many people will never wake up until it's too late, to the point of even denying bizarre shit that's going on right in front of their faces. It's resistance to change in any form. There's a cool name for the condition that I forget, but it says that basically some people are so deluded that even if they see things crumbling around them they'll deny it and convince themselves everything is normal, when it's anything but. That's a shame but it's human nature, and for the record it's also talked about in the Good Book. Those people are lost, and if anything happens they'll be helpless. Deny the facts at your own risk.
People are waking up. Don't be left behind...in more ways than one. God bless, and have a nice day.