SWM, over the motherfucking hill (64), seeks female, 35-70, for conversation, companionship and maybe more.
Cons: No home, no car, no job, no future, no teeth and no life.
Pros: I still have hair and my dick still works. I once had a sense of humor that still may be buried somewhere.
Likes: Pina Coladas and getting caught in the rain
Dislikes: Assholes
My # is:1-205-OLD-FART. RSVP if interested. Those still asleep need not apply. Have a nice day.
That'd be my profile in a nutshell. I wonder how many women would be brave enough to be at all interested. Lots of people would be thrown by honesty but at least they'd know what they're getting. Lol.
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