AI Bloopers 4

Here's a few more of AI's occasionally-funny mistakes in voice-to-text, in this case for closed-captioning. Take a little break, take a load off, maybe lol, and smoke 'em if you got 'em. 

Thank me later pain tobacco.

It was opposite my Olivia where she was breached.

Run Jeff I don't live there anymore

She painted a quick word.

John it may not take black powder.

Drunken passing ports or so the pastor's words.

The door though open won't let the dogs out.

You won't mind talking to my Christmas bag.

Lester's people will beat you up.

Something was your wee Wally.

I've just run across your toenails and your wrinkly wallet.

You're looking for man's whole thing too.

You sign your shellfish.