The Santa Zone

[ ]Isn't this interesting? This shows flight paths over the North Pole, located somewhere in the Arctic Ocean. There's a sizeable hexagonal-shaped hole above that region that's a no-fly zone. It's a large area. Could it be there's something they don't want observed? Of course not. I know what it is. It's the "Santa Zone." With all that traffic buzzing about, how the heck could Santa and his reindeer do their thing without it? You have to ask yourself these questions. [ ]Originally it was only in place for several hours, six I think, on Christmas Eve, but seeing as how Santa is vital to national security and world peace they decided to keep it open all year long, in case he needs to pop out for batteries or Pepto Bismol for Mrs. Claus or munchies for the elves. It would be tragic to hear about Rudolph colliding with a 787 in dense fog, and I don't think Santa carries a parachute. Or running lights for that matter. Technically Santa isn't FAA-compliant but he's been grandfathered-in. It's the least they could do to keep clear an area larger than the Moon above his crib. Santa doesn't keep regular hours and he's been known to hitch-up the team and head out to Denny's or a 7-11 at all hours of the day or night, and he can come and go without having to worry about air traffic. Isn't that nice. The Santa Zone. Who knew?