If I Were King/The real Story

If I were given ridiculous, imaginary powers and I was, say, the owner of the only company in the world that made masks for the public, right off the bat I'd make them washable 100% cotton with biodegradable, replaceable filters, and I'd make every damn one with this image from King Crimson's  iconic debut LP, In the Court of the Crimson King. Not only would it draw attention to a great record by a great band and make artist Barry Godber (posthumously) deliriously happy, but it would leave no doubt as to what this mask business is all about- FEAR. People are waking up, like it or not. Don't be left behind. Have a nice day.