AI Bloopers 2

More bloopers from AI's voice-to-text translations. These are too good not to share. 

Okay whatever just hurt me.

You know you're on a scallop.

Looking up to Jason as a Freemason.

Without some cake I got no identification on you.

y-e-a-e-o [Music]

There wasn't enough Hawaii so send it naked.

You did very poorly unlike an even game. 

Ruin the cake yes boss.

Yes the answer is Finn.

I'm far colder than skirts.

Your Pixar heart sends more.

She's an expat as needed.

I need a hundred electricians.

It's math ones that's what it is.

Those are all our gold teeth chatter.

That's all for now. Stay tuned. 
 

AI Bloopers

I just did a post about how Artificial Intelligence hasn't quite perfected voice-to-text yet, and the results can be totally hilarious. If you ever need a laugh, turn on CC when you're watching a video, and see what it thinks people are saying. I found these gems in parts of just two or three videos. Enjoy the humor, and have a nice day. 

I'm Donna Filumena and we've just been suspended for dogs.

That's a hard time this is leather here soft.

My nose is not hot.

My goodness no smoke if from you.

Please get laid.

I will seize your head vinegar.

Judge them from your thing.

Defile your paper without stating the little birds disgust.

You have seen the printer going around and you say lovely.

Make you some bargain bucket swoosh.

They're adding her ass you know.

You said you were hair sharp.

It's classed as right Pierre.

We had other nonsense to catch and you win Florida.

You're going to find out your boyfriend is a Peter Parker.

Well, that's it for now. This is just the tip of the iceberg, and I'm sure I'll be back with more. 'Bye.
 

sleeponit.com

In addition to "writing" seriously-killer Country songs and coming up with names for bands in my head, just as mental hobbies, I also think-up websites that might be useful, or at least be funny. I think this one would be both. I'd do it for free if I had the money...just for kicks. 

 We've all been there...sending heartfelt messages when we probably shouldn't have been...that is when we were drunk, and then we regretted sending them in the sober-ish light of dawn, and we wished we could take them back. Sending messages when we've had a little too much "truth serum" isn't always a good thing, and we can screw things up for life, with one drunken text. 

 I'd love to start a site called "sleeponit.com" or something like that. Instead of typing messages directly into Facebook or sending texts or emails directly to the recipients, people could type messages onto my site. I'd hold them in escrow as it were, for 24 hours, and at the end of that time, if they haven't cancelled the message, I'd send it along to its destination. Gmail gives you several seconds to decide whether or not to cancel an email you've just sent. I'd give people 24 hours. They could adjust the time and customize it, but that would be the default time. I think it's brilliant. 

 Much of what I say is tongue-in-cheek, and this is too to a degree, but I think it'd be very useful to some people, especially those who tend to get overly-emotional when they drink. I bet it'd save a relationship or two, and keep a few people from losing their jobs or whatever. For those radical types, it could even prevent spending a little time in the pokey...who knows? Luckily I'm not prone to much drunken-messaging, but I bet I could think of a time or two when I could've used the service myself. I do know beyond a shadow of a doubt it'd he hilarious, if personal. Can you imagine? 

 I'd do it as a free service of course, but if it did save a relationship or whatever, there's no telling how someone might repay. I can say that just for helping some people on YouTube, whom I've never met in person, and which is what I try to do anyway, I've been repaid the kindness a thousandfold, literally. That was just a bonus, and a simple email thanking me for saving someone's ass would be enough. 

 Sometimes I wish I could monetize my brain. I don't mean to sound like some super-intelligent person, because I'm not, but I do come up with some good idears, and I do have a track record of turning some idears, like my dog treats and lotions and stuff, into reality. I don't know if this is a great idea or not, and it sounds like a joke, but I think it could be useful. It'd be worth it just for the hilarity. Don't drink and type. 

 

"drink" (Thank You, Thomas Tedder)

I don't know you Thomas Tedder, but I love you. I watched President Biden's speech tonight, on a YouTube channel that had a chat room, and thank God for that. The speech was so unsettling and so full of bullshit that I'd be in a much worse mood if it hadn't been for Thomas Tedder injecting some humor into the mix. 

 It was funny to me anyway. My sense of humor is both sick and twisted, so I find some things to be funny, where some people don't find them to be funny at all. Thankfully Thomas hit my Funny Bone, and in this case I'm sure some other people thought it was funny too. Thanks again Thomas, for taking the edge off of that Satanic and mindboggling speech. 

 There were about 600 people in the chat, and it was going by pretty quickly. I saw several people I knew, including a beautiful sister who goes by the name of "Plays in the Dirt." She's a sweetie, and I haven't spoken with her in a while. She was glad to see me, and sent me several hearts. I think I need to go and comment on some of her vids. She's amazing. Anyway I didn't notice Mr. Tedder until a few minutes into the speech. By then I was ready for a laugh. Timing is everything. 

 Several people in the chat were drinking, which isn't surprising at that hour, and a few people mentioned it. I'm guessing Thomas was rollin' long before the speech started. I noticed a few comments he made, like telling this or that public official to comb their hair, but mostly he kept repeating a single word..."drink." He was probably typing as fast as his drunk fingers could type and hit Enter, so about every 25th comment was "Thomas Tedder drink." Everyone else was talking about all this serious shit in between, and here was Thomas, going "drink...drink...drink...drink." He had a nice rhythm going.

 Maybe I'm easy, or just short on laughs, but it was cracking me up. Another thing I thank God for is that nobody banned him. They knew he was harmless and just having a little fun, and he wasn't being an asshole, like some drunks. I'd bet good money that Thomas is a happy-drunk. He'd occasionally make a comment besides "drink," and from the looks of his typing, he had a royal buzz going. The typing errors weren't because he couldn't spell; they were because he was drunk. I know for a fact that the majority of people in the chat don't drink, but I think that if we'd known ahead of time what the speech was going to be like, we'd have all gotten blottoed. We were drinking vicariously through Thomas.

 At first he made a few comments that were nothing but an emoji showing two champagne glasses tipping together in a toast, but I think it probably became too difficult or just too much of a bother to get to the emojis, the drunker he got. He made a few comments that were out-there and hilarious, but mostly the chat looked like "Blah-blah-blah-America-blah-blah WTF? blah-blah...drink...Meow-meow-meow-meow-infrastructure-meow-meow...drink...Bullshit-bullshit-bullshit-Nancy-bullshit and more bullshit...drink...Wah-wah-wah-WAH-wah-plannedemic-wah-wah-wah...drink...etc." It was outstanding.

At one point someone said something about drinking, and put up some alcohol-related emojis and such. It caught Thomas' eye, and changed his pattern ever so slightly. He replied "yes drink." I lost it. Thomas was in agreement. 

At one point he said "at least I'm wasted," and then went back to his usual comment, "drink." His chat rate started to slow down though, sort of like "Drink...drink...drink....drink......drink.........drink......................drink," until I figured we'd lost him to the bottle, and he'd finally faded out. After a minute or two of no Thomas, he had one last comment for us..."DRUNK," and that was about it from Tom. That rocks. I couldn't help putting "Cheers, Thomas! Night." in the chat.

 Humor is where you find it, and as I've said a million times, comment sections and chat rooms contain some of the best humor on the planet. It's pure and honest, and it's off the cuff and from the heart. Some people are just funny by nature, and that's a gift. Granted, some people wouldn't find a guy repeating the same word over and over in a chat room funny, and might even find it obnoxious, but it just fit the mood of the chat, and it cracked me up. Thanks for the laughs, Thomas Tedder. Cheers!

 
 

"Any Publicity" Update/The face of Evil

[Please also see post below.] First off, if you don't see a demon looking out through this man's eyes, you need to turn up the gain on your discernment. Not only is he a child-predator, but he's the worst of the worst...a total waste of oxygen and a disgrace to the human race. It's amazing how many people, both the predator-catchers and hundreds of people who comment, say the same thing- "I'm not 'religious,' but they have a demon." The truth is coming to light. 

 I recently did a post about how, to the narcissist, any publicity is good publicity, and even if you say that someone is a total piece of shit, as long as they know they're getting attention, it doesn't really matter if it's positive or negative. ALL Pedos are narcissists, because only a narcissist, who possesses zero empathy, could ever scar a child like that, and be attracted in the first place. To the narcissist, attention is like food, and this is an horrific example.

 This sick fuck was talking to what he believed to be a 13 year-old girl, but in reality was a decoy, and he said some nasty and evil shit he wanted to do to her. It actually does get worse than this creepoid, but not by much, and if someone is willing to do the things he mentioned, there's no telling what he might end up doing. These people aren't human, but welcome to narcissism. 

 He went to Walmart, thinking he was meeting with a child, but instead was confronted by a predator-poaching team with cameras. You can set your watch by what narcissists do, and sure enough, like all of them, he tried to deny everything, and lied about his intent. It just goes to show not only how strongly narcissists are compelled to lie, but how utterly stupid their lies are. All of their conversations are recorded, and read back to them, and still they deny it, just like Lenny Bruce said to do. What's truly frightening about narcissists is that they actually believe their own lies. That's an incredibly-serious mental defect.

 Unlike most predators however, who finally do talk to some extent, again from need for attention, and to try to "justify" their actions, to themselves anyway, he simply quit talking and proceeded to the self-checkout. He'd gotten sodas, chips and such for the child, who, thank God, was only a decoy. In typical narcissistic fashion, he was creating his own version of reality, and thought if he simply ignored the problem, it'd go away. 

 He remained silent as he started scanning his groceries, trying to act like nothing was going on. When the main poacher dude realized that he wasn't going to cooperate, he yelled "ATTENTION WALMART SHOPPERS...THIS MAN IS HERE TO MEET WITH A 13 YEAR-OLD GIRL...FOR SEX! ATTENTION WALMART SHOPPERS..." He pissed his pants, which was excellent, and went into total shock. You could see the blood drain from his nasty-ass face, and he was visibly shaken and shaking. It surprised the living hell out of me too, and I can only imagine what it must have felt like in person. Damn...busted. 

 Never in my life have I heard a Walmart go silent, but that one did. The guy was standing there frozen and trembling, and looked like he was facing a firing squad. It was beautiful. Someone yelled "NO!" That pretty much summed-up the general feeling in the place. It was packed, and you could see mothers instinctively reaching for their kids to protect them, which is what I'd do. This sick-ass fuck was worse than anything in the scariest monster movie, because of course he's real. 

Then something truly evil and fucked-up happened. Poacher-dude was telling him that the video he was filming was live on YouTube and Facebook, and about 1,000 people were watching him live, and that tens of thousands of people would eventually see it, and know what a sick fuck he is. This is the Ped's reaction. 

 He went from sheer terror to intense pleasure, on a dime. He's smiling. I got some news folks...that ain't normal in any way...except in the case of a narcissist. Here's a guy being exposed as the vilest of the vile, he's just pissed himself, people are recoiling in horror, and probably wouldn't even let him pick up their trash, being screamed at in a silent Walmart, and he's getting off on it.

 It doesn't get any sicker than a narcissist, and I'm totally speaking from experience. They're sick, evil fucks. A guy laughing as he's being exposed as a child-predator, and enjoying it...it's straight-up Satanic, and even people who aren't "religious" think so. Some have even turned around and started looking into God, and understandably so. Narcissists are EVIL, and this is all you need to see. Protect your kids. These sickos are all over. Enjoy the attention, bro. Hell awaits these monsters. 

PLEASE SEE POST BELOW. 

 

 

"Any Publicity" Followup (Puppies and Kittens) 🐾🐾🐾🐾❤️❤️❤️❤️🙂🙂🙂🙂

Since I just did a post about a horrid subject, and it's not my goal to totally bum people out, here's a few images of adorable puppies and kittens, to get you back into a pleasant frame of mind, if you read the above post, that is. The thing is, as "Christians," we believe what our book says, which is not to ignore evil, but rather to expose it. That's part of our agreement with God. We're charged with exposing it.

 I know a couple of people who ignore almost anything negative or evil, and think that if you even consider it, you're "dwelling on it." Not so. Simply acknowledging it (and maybe trying to do something about it) and dwelling on it are two completely different things. And you know what...the darker it gets, the more beautiful the things of God become. That's the beauty of it. 

So if the previous post made you feel sick and sad, and I hope it did, then here's some little animals to get you back into a happy place. AWWWWW...

CUUUUUTE!

How ADORABLE!

Aww...it just doesn't get any better. Well, if I bummed you out with the above post I apologize, but again, this stuff has to be exposed. Don't just try to pretend it doesn't exist. These are our KIDS. Meanwhile, enjoy the cute puppies and kittens, and know that God loves you. He does. Have a blessed day. 

 

Research is Kewl (We are Devo)

There's an incredible bonus that comes with doing research, and I really should mention it more often, because "doing research" probably sounds boring as fuck to most people, but believe me, it isn't. The reason I do research is to get to the bottom of things and find the truth, no matter what my personal beliefs may be, but along with fact-finding, you run across amazing little nuggets like this. 

 I was just doing a post about Bob Dylan, and I went to Wiki to find out the year the song Gotta Serve Somebody was released. I found it and was about to close the page, but the word "Devo" jumped out from the middle of the article. It'd be very difficult to find a bigger Devo fan than I, so not only did the word pop off the page, but it made the story all that much better. I had a good laugh and a moment of intense pleasure.

 I was writing about Bob's alleged conversion to "Christianity," back in the late-70s or early-80s, and how I thought it was bogus, because when so many "Rock Stars" say that, it's bullshit, and you can tell because they continue to do basically the same things they've always done. It's like Alice Cooper claiming to be a "Christian," but still doing the same Satanically-themed shows. You can say it's just him keeping up his old image, and not alienating his fans or whatever, but it's bullshit. You can't serve two masters...you absolutely cannot. 

 So I saw the word "Devo" in the middle of an article about Bob Dylan, and I was thinking "WTF is the word 'Devo' doing in the middle of an article about Bob Dylan?" I found out to my great delight that at the end of the shows on the Duty Now for the Future tour, they'd change costumes and come out as a fake "Christain Rock" band called "Dove," and perform Bob's 1979 hit Gotta Serve Somebody, with Booji Boy (above) on vocals. Too much. They saw right through Bob's bullshit immediately. That's Devo 4 U. 

 I realize I have no life right now, but it made my day. Devo does Dylan. That's outstanding. I spelled "kewl" like that because people do occasionally stumble across this blog, and maybe there's one person out there who thinks that doing research isn't cool, and they'll change their mind. You don't have to be a Devo fan...there's plenty of stuff out there that I promise will blow your mind. You don't need movies with antiheroes, augmented-reality or whatever...real life is crazier. You just gotta dig. Remember...research is kewl, and we are Devo.