How the Bulgarians Do Ads?

I'm about to make a skin formula for dogs, and as always I try to build something extra into my products, which I call the Lagniappe Model. In this case it's the fact that it can be used on people skin too. Also as always I'm making it as organic as possible. 

 I was looking for an organic water-based flower extract that I've used in my skin lotions, except that that was the essential oil version. I found a place on Amazon called Essences Bulgaria. They have a different version of organic certification there. I tried to read the label but it was in Bulgarian.

 They have this rather dorky photo of a fine Bulgarian sister lying in the grass and enjoying the aroma of the products. From the look on her face she's way into the stuff. If it were an aerosol product I might think she was huffing. They laid out the bottles like the rays of the Sun, but what's that in her hair...popcorn? It must be be some sort of flower buds but it looks like popcorn. 

 So, in Bulgaria they lay out a model on the grass, surrounded by product, and put flowers that look like popcorn in her hair? That's just goofy. Those Bulgarians... The fact is though that I like goofy and dorky, and the photo is growing on me. It's one of those things where it's so dorky it's cool I guess. 

 The girl they picked is certainly as fine as she can be. I mean, I'd do her...that is If I weren't three times her age. Heck, I'd give her a spritz...oh, lordy what am I saying? Shame on me. Well, I enjoyed clicking on this product. Bulgarian Betty sure is a honey. I'd totally be cool with the popcorn flowers in her hair.