T-shirt of the Day

If she were still alive, Wendy O. Williams would love this T. If she were still young, I'm sure Dale Bozzio would too. It's a bit crude but it strikes a chord with me. You see it deals with a part of the female anatomy that happens to be a favorite of mine.

 It reminds me of the wonderful, wonderful bra-burnings from back in the day. Burn that bra! Free the nip! I can dig it. Should it somehow become necessary to prove my endearing love of nip, could I do it? Well, I named a band "Party Hats," which is slang for "erect nipples." I rest my case. Have a nip...umm...I mean, have a nice day.