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Thursday, September 30, 2021
Three-Hour Tour
T-shirt of the Day
It reminds me of the wonderful, wonderful bra-burnings from back in the day. Burn that bra! Free the nip! I can dig it. Should it somehow become necessary to prove my endearing love of nip, could I do it? Well, I named a band "Party Hats," which is slang for "erect nipples." I rest my case. Have a nip...umm...I mean, have a nice day.
Monday, September 27, 2021
Quote of the Day
Spike 🐦
What's definitely different about this year is that I've had the pleasure of watching a few of them grow up, including my boy Spike here. As you may have guessed I named him Spike because the feathers on his head stick up half the time. I first noticed him in early Spring, when he was just a pup. He was reddish-brown and about half this size. I see him almost every day and it's been a treat to watch him grow and color-up.
We've had lots of rain this year, and about a third of the times I've seen him he's been wet, which no doubt contributes to the spike thing, but we have several mated pairs of Cardinals and lots of babies, and none of the other ones have the feather thing going on. He also seems to have a personality to match his "spikiness." He has at least one brother and sister, because they show-up together, and from what I can tell his siblings seem more mellow, and aren't spikey. He's always chirping and hopping around, and he seems to be the leader. I'd never have thought that birds from the same nest could have different personalities, but then I never thought about it.
Maybe since I'm old and useless and lonely-hearts and all and I never do anything any more, I've become even more of a birdwatcher, but that's cool with me. It's actually an honor to be a tiny part of Nature, and I sorta consider Spike to be a friend. He makes me happy when he stops by, and isn't that what friends should do? In return I keep the feeders filled, and he and his friends aren't going to go hungry on my watch.
I even got some grass-fed beef tallow and a giant 5lb-bag of dried insects, and I'm going to make my own suet cakes. For one thing the store-bought ones, the good kind, are crazy-expensive, and mine will be much cheaper and much higher-quality. I'll have the healthiest birds in the 'hood. The recipe includes birdseed, crunchy peanut butter, corn meal, flaxseed and dried organic cranberries. Heck, I'd eat that myself. The boids will love me. It's the least I can do. They'll be able to fuel-up for Winter, and stay a bit warmer. One of my favorite Bible verses says "For as you do unto the smallest of these, so you do also unto Me." God is saying that if you help one of His creatures, you're helping Him as well. As much as I like that idea I'd do it regardless.
If this is indeed a perfect world in the end, and my beliefs hold true...and oh, yeah...I actually manage to make it into Heaven, then I'll spend eternity with God, my friends and family (the ones who make it anyway), and all the animals I could possibly go "St. Francis" on, including Spike. Wouldn't that be cool? Who knows...maybe one day I'll surf the Rings of Saturn, with my dog by my side and Spike riding on his head, with his feathers sticking up. That'd be a blast. Never say never.
Science (SCIENCE) has proven that we need some sort of contact with Nature to maintain our physical and mental health (see: GABA Receptors, immune system, stress levels, general well-being, etc.). Being cut off from my river as I am now, not to mention having to move to a part of town where gunfire is a semi-regular thing, I think that if I didn't have a stand of trees nearby and my birds, I'd probably lose what's left of my sanity.
Plus it's been fun to watch Spike, his brother and sister and all his friends grow into adolescence. A buddy of mine looked up "bird years to human years" for me when I put up a video of a mama bird feeding her baby, but I forgot what it is. I know it's more than dog-years, so I reckon Spike is now a young-adult, fresh out of his teenage years. He's still quite the character though. Godspeed Spike! God is good.
Sunday, September 26, 2021
Cosmic Coincidence #74,972,733,642,534,909,923,202
Later that evening I sat down to boot-up the laptop. It was pretty dark in the room except for the light from the screen, and my eyes hadn't yet adjusted to the dark. I noticed what I thought was a piece of tape or something that had stuck to the laptop, but I had a closer look and I'll be danged if it wasn't a Praying Mantis.
He seemed perfectly content just to hang out on the laptop, and he stayed there for about half an hour while I did computer stuff. I finally let him crawl onto my hand and I took him out and placed him in a potted plant. The texture of his skin matches that in the top of the laptop. Maybe he felt like he was camouflaged. I definitely enjoyed his company and he appeared not to be too bothered by mine. We have similar physiques, skinny and with gigantic pumpkin-heads, and I pray too.
I guess it just stopped by to let me know that the Mantii are doing okay. Much obliged, Sir or Madame Mantis. In a way it's like an answer to a prayer. It made me happy, and what can I say...it was a trip. THIS HAS BEEN A COINCIDENCE. Have a nice day.
Random Funny # 743,974,632,530,530 (Koko and Flea)
In one of his recent vids titled "Cat Plays Bass Guitar" he shows a few seconds of the epic footage of the Red Hot Chili Peppers' bassist Flea, introducing Koko the gorilla to the bass. He says "Here we see one of the most iconic bass-players of all time, and on the left, Flea." That's funny.
Saturday, September 25, 2021
Thursday, September 23, 2021
Verse of the Day
Saturday, September 18, 2021
Grammar Test/Dirty Mind
I guess you're supposed to fill-in the blank with the proper word, and these choices are wrong. Using those two choices, the version that came to mind was "If I is you, I'm screwed." But when I first saw this thumbnail, the first thing that came into my twisted mind was "If I fucked you, I would easily pass this test."
Sorry for the language but it seems that's still how I roll, and it's good to know that there's a part of my brain that hasn't entirely given up on getting some pussy. Grammar-schmammar...I'm a dirty old man, and exactly what would that test be? That would be the "fuck test" of course. Have a nice day.
Friday, September 17, 2021
Australia and the NWO
Want to see what the New World Order looks like? Yeah? Wanna see what it's going to look like HERE, if we don't stand up to this tyranny? Look no further than Australia. You can't do shit in Australia right now, and only because of a handful of cases of the bug.
Total control of every aspect of our lives has been the goal of the Illuminati, the Satanic Elite, the military-industrial complex, et. al. for a couple of centuries, and the plannedemic has given them the perfect opportunity. Only true narcissists want that kind of control, and these people give regular narcissists a bad name. They're beyond mere evil. Oh, and about 95% of them are Luciferians, but that's no biggie, right?
Guess what being locked in our houses all day and all night does to us, besides drastically increasing domestic abuse, alcohol and drug use, very serious depression, suicides, etc., it also destroys our immune systems. And for the millionth time I ask: How in the FUCK can you catch ANYTHING out in the fresh air? That alone should wake people up, but sadly it won't. The bad guys know EXACTLY what they're doing to us, and yet we go along with it, out of FEAR, end of story.
Think the Illuminati and the NWO and all is just conspiracy? If you can't accept the fact that it's at least a possibility, I can absolutely guarantee you one thing- you haven't looked into it for one second. If that's the case, please don't be an asshole and tell people like me that we're crazy, when we've been looking into this stuff for decades, as in my case, when you know NOTHING about it. All of this info is available to EVERYONE. Quit being stupid. Don't pretend you know something when you don't. That's extremely counterproductive.
Be open to learning new ideas. I've changed a few of my beliefs radically over the past years, when better information comes along, and I can't deny it simply because I don't WANT it to be true. Again, the truth speaks entirely for itself, and we'll all know it one day. The bad guys are showing their hand. The veil is lifting. We'll see that soon enough, whether we believe it now or not.
Dig what Dr. Kerry Chant, chief health officer for New South Wales, had to say. "We will be looking at what contact-tracing looks like in the New World Order." There you have it folks. They're telling us right to our faces, and what else could be said about it? The ball is in our court. If we don't have the 'nads to stand up to this bullshit, then we deserve what's coming. Our kids on the other hand, don't. Wake up.