Review of the Day (5 Stars)

"This thing works great! I shocked my brother as soon as I opened it up and he didn't move for 20 minutes." - TBJ, reviewing the Patriot "Execution Flashlight," a flashlight/stun gun combo
 

The Daily Bullshit: The "Nocebo Effect" WARNING: Extreme Bullshit)

I've been doing the "Daily Bullshit" series for over a decade, and there's some good ones, but I think this takes the cake. The latest batch of bullshit from the top is that all of the hundreds of thousands of people reporting negative reactions after doing the Hokey-Pokey, are just imagining things...it's all in their heads.

 They've dubbed it the "Nocebo Effect." They came up with a cute name that everyone can remember, and I'm sure they're tickled to death with themselves for coming up with it. This makes my blood boil, and it's already pissed a lot of people off, especially the ones who can see through the LIES, not to mention the ones who had the bad experiences. What pisses me off the most isn't the lie, but the fact that most people will believe it. It's not only a lie, but IT'S HARMING PEOPLE.

 So why haven't people heard about all these negative reports? It's called "censorship." Did you know that so far, around 250,000 Facebook accounts have been deleted, for reporting negative effects of the secret sauce? That's right. The posts weren't deleted, the entire accounts were. They tried to call it "medical misinformation," but it's precisely the opposite. It's medical INFORMATION, pure and simple, and anyone who thinks otherwise simply isn't thinking.

 They shut down those accounts forever. so people couldn't simply report their experiences again. Were they all lying? They took it willingly, and were expecting positive results. You can't sue any of the companies who make the Sauce...they enacted that into law, SIX MONTHS before the first dose rolled-out. With normal meds, we have 1-800-BAD-DRUG, where you can sue if a medicine harms you, even way down the road, but with the Sauce, that's off the table. Does that not send a message? All that money...and not a PENNY will ever go to anyone who may be harmed from the Sauce...now and forevermore. It should straight-up be illegal. They KNEW ahead of time there'd be major issues. They KNEW.

 Did you know that so far, over 80,000 women have reported having menstrual-cycle issues- changes in their cycles and excess bleeding? It's true. Look it up. I'll stop here and say that I'm not trying to freak people out, most of whom have already taken it...I'm trying to hip people to the fact that people who don't want to put an UNTESTED SUBSTANCE into their bodies aren't crazy, hateful, harmful, politically-motivated, or any of the other bullshit they try to tell us. With most people the decision is MEDICALLY-MOTIVATED, period. 

 Speaking of censorship, people who were reporting these very same issues a year ago were BANNED. They tried to simply suppress it, but when the numbers get that high, they have no choice but to address it, and that's where the bullshit comes in. It's "Damage Control for Dummies," only in this case, we're the dummies. It should totally wake people up just knowing what they try to suppress, but sadly it doesn't. 

 So they SAY that these issues are only "temporary," and pose "no threat to reproduction." How the FUCK do they know, when they don't even know WHY it's causing these problems? They're ACKNOWLEDGING it, so how the hell can they call it a Placebo Effect? Oops...I mean "Nocebo Effect." Tell that to the 80,000 women who're freaking out right now...some of whom are very worried about how it might affect fertility. Excess bleeding is just all in their heads?  It's bullshit. Come on. Wake up.

 To date over 100 athletes, many soccer players, in the prime of life and in the peak of health, have collapsed on the field from heart attacks, and quite a few have died. Reckon that's just "all in their heads?" I doubt it. If we were used to over 100 athletes collapsing from heart attacks every year, it wouldn't be any big deal, but we're NOT, because IT'S NOT NORMAL. The ONLY difference in the past year, and ALL other years in history, where maybe ONE guy might collapse from a heart attack in a given year, is, you guessed it...the Hokey Pokey. They all ordered the Secret Sauce. Do you think it's a coincidence? 

 They've also acknowledged blood-clotting issues from the Sauce, again, only because enough people were talking about it that they HAD to address it, and try to do damage-control. Of course they say the risk is "minor," and "worth the risk." Incredible. Oh, but they also say that it's all in their heads. Which is it? Tell the 12-yo boy who had a stroke (yeah, that's normal too), and had to have blood clots removed from his brain, that it was "all in his head." Well, actually it really was in his head, but you get it. 

 When it's all said and done...IF it's ever all said and done, TRILLIONS of dollars will be made from sales of the Secret Sauce. They say it's "free" too. Ain't no free. Trillions will be made. What do you THINK they're going to say..."Hmm, y'all, there are risks here," or "Of COURSE it's safe!" Yep, right. "Of COURSE it's safe." 

 There's tons of negative reports about the Sauce, and no matter how they try to suppress it, they can't hide it forever. People are waking up to this bullshit. Think back to when the Secret Sauce first came onto the scene. They said that taking it would keep you from catching it, and from spreading it, 100%. Remember? Now we know that wasn't true, but most people don't consider that, and wait to gobble up the next round of bullshit. 

 Now, all they can say is basically that it "lessens severity, and the chance of a hospital stay." Okay, it's not what they promised us at first, and it's not a bad thing, but is it worth the risk of taking an EXPERIMENTAL SUBSTANCE, just for those benefits, and for something with about a 99.9% recovery rate for most healthy people? Is it? It's your choice...please let it be ours. 

 Many people know that MILLIONS of people who danced the Hokey-Pokey did NOT do so willingly...they were threatened with job-loss, being barred from public places, and now even supermarkets and ATMs, for the love of God, and other things, and I totally understand. In fact I understand people wanting the Sauce for ANY reason. I get it. Fear is a very powerful tool, and sadly people really do believe every single thing they're told, as long as it's the "Official Explanation." If people want to trust their bodies to people who are KNOWN liars, it's their business. For people who don't, back-off. 

 Oh, and here's some numbers...a recent study in New South Wales showed that of patients in hospitals for the Bug, 68% were fully-sauced, while 28% hadn't had it. How 'bout them numbers? They immediately tried to debunk it, but they couldn't this time. They tried to say that the study didn't indicate whether or not they'd been boostered, and some nonsense about "New South Wales vs. the rest of the country," or some shit like that, but they couldn't "fact-check" it, because numbers don't lie. If you don't believe it, look it up. I wish you would. 

 Did you hear about the Mink trials? Minks have an immune system very similar to ours. They injected them with the RNA-altering, spike-protein-producing Sauce. At first the results looked promising...they were resistant to "bugs" at first, but soon after, their immune systems begin attacking themselves (Autoimmune Disease), and trials were halted. And yet it was PERFECTLY OKAY to EXPERIMENT on humans! If you don't believe this, look itTF up. If you're going to call people "stupid" or whatever, for not wanting an EXPERIMENTAL SUBSTANCE in their bodies, please look this stuff the fuck up. Do it. 

 And the BRIBES...when have people ever been BRIBED to make a medical choice? It's "for our safety?" Bullshit. They're bribing people to order the Sauce, with everything from free burgers and fries to free weed to free sky-miles to shopping sprees to gift cards to cruises to Super Bowl tickets to free cable to cash lotteries worth up to a million to cars to reduced prison sentences (no shit) to you-name-it. So far the most extreme bribe comes from I believe Austria, where children AS YOUNG AS 14, with "parental consent" of course, can get a free romp with a HOOKER. It's true. If you ask me, it's unimaginable, it's pedophilic and utterly Satanic, but sadly, very sadly, not surprising. Yet again, y'all, WELCOME TO THE BEAST SYSTEM. 

 The efficiency of the Sauce goes down to around 15% after only a few months, hence the "boosts." My sis came over about a month ago, practically bragging about just having gotten boosted. I'm surprised they didn't give her a sticker and a lollipop. Heck, if it were me, and I'd decided to take the juice, I'd wait and at least take advantage of some of the bribes. Maybe I'd go to Austria and order the Sauce, and fuck a hooker for free. That's just as crazy as them trying to tell us it's "all in our heads." Wake up.

 

"Blickum Brought Me Here"

I just told the story about a crazy thing that happened during a livestream from Lone Eagle on YouTube (see: Crazy). The whole thing seemed a bit strange, and although he was okay, he left people hanging, as to how he was doing and what happened. He finally went live today, but unfortunately I missed it. 

 I replayed the stream, but the chat wasn't showing. Hopefully it just hadn't processed yet, and is up by now. Lone was on his way to the gym, and filming the sights as he went. He was sober, sounded great and apparently smoothed things over with his lady. Nice.

 For the first ten minutes or so he told what happened, and thanked people for saying they were glad he was okay. I was hoping he'd give me a shoutout, since I'd gone live on his behalf, and out of love and concern, but at first he didn't mention it. As more people came into the chat, he was addressing the comments. He started saying "Blickum brought me here." He said it several times, and it was pretty cool.

 It was my peeps. They'd seen the notification when I went live the other night, and had clicked-on to see what was up. After learning the story, and seeing all the love and concern for Lone, they'd subbed to his channel, and had joined the chat. I was thrilled to know they'd subbed him and were chatting. He gave me a shoutout and thanked me several times. He told the story of how I'd gone live, to give his people a place to keep in touch if his stream cut out, which it did. 

 As I said in the other post, it turned out to be an amazing livestream, and several people think it was meant to be. Five of my very best gals on the 'Tube came in...Kayle, Cherrie, Darlene, Paris and Marci T, and I know for a fact that if we were living in the same town, I'd be giving one or two of them a holler, heck yeah. There was pure love in my chat, and I couldn't ask for more. 

 It was surreal...seeing a guy saying he was the Devil,  and attacking our boy, live on YouTube, and not knowing for well-over half an hour what had happened to him. We were going back and forth between my chat and Lone's, which was broadcasting dead-air live. A few things didn't add-up, but when Lone went on today to tell the story, it sounded completely legit, and I'm going to give him the benefit of the doubt. 

 I had to consider all angles, and if by chance he was pulling a "Jussue," and it was a hoax, then me going live might've thrown a wrench into the plan, and he could've been mad at me, but that's the absolute worst-case scenario. He knew it was out of love and concern, and more for the peace-of-mind of his girlfriend than anything. Until some of my guys came in, I was doing a livestream for mostly people I didn't know very well, yet, and I'd never have done that for any other reason but Lone.

 Having said that, and as I said before, it made me look like a great guy, whether or not I'm really an asshole in real-life. I got some great publicity, although it wasn't my intention. I've been a guest on several other YouTuber's streams, but I hadn't gone live in about 18 months, so it's not like I'm looking for attention on YouTube. It ended up turning into a really nice hang. 

 We got word about half an hour after I went live, that Lone had returned and he was okay. I was going to thank everybody for coming in and shut it down, but people were having such a good time chatting and getting to know each other that I let it roll for another two hours. It was good fellowship (Oh, NO...is that sexist?), if only digital, as it were.

 Lone's people are good people, as are mine. They're kind, intelligent and passionate about things, and they gotta lotta love in their hearts. Plus they're curious and thirsty for knowledge and the truth, and they think outside the box, and guess what...if nobody ever thought outside the box, we'd never have "new and improved." We'd never grow an inch. These days they're mocked, but without them, society would stand still. 

 Overall I'd say it's all good, and I came out smelling like a rose. Lone and I exchanged people, and I picked up a dozen or so new subs. I've known that most of his people are cool, and I know he'll enjoy having my people on his channel. It was nice getting a shoutout. "Blickum brought me here." I love it.

 

My Job in Heaven

If there's an afterlife, and I make it to the good place, besides playing music and gardening, my job will be to take care of all the animals who were neglected and abused. It's hard to write about this. It rips my heart out of my chest to know it goes on, and that's the only thing that'll put it back.

 I can't talk about this without mentioning that EVIL, Satanic sicko, Dr. Fauxci, who enjoys torturing Beagle puppies. Letting them be chewed to death by sand fleas? Research? RESEARCH??? That piece-of-shit fuck. If there's a Judgement Day, there's a lot of people whose shoes I wouldn't want to be in, but Fauxci's are the biggest. What's truly fucked-up is that most people trust him to tell them what to do with their bodies. He's the worst of the worst. You'll see. 

 Actually, in Heaven, the animals wouldn't really need that much taking care of...it'd be more like playtime. I'd have Mr. B by my side, and all the other animals I've ever known or had as pets. Speaking of pets, I know a few pet-owners that likely won't make it Up Yonder, but their animals will. Supposedly in Heaven, all our wishes will be granted. I don't know about that...I've been known to enjoy a hooter and a nice BJ from time to time, back in the good ol' days that is, but we'll have to see. I guess those carnal desires will be gone, which is probably for the best. 

 My wish would be to hang with all my dearly-departed friends and family, and the animals. I don't care about streets of gold or any of that. Wealth has never been my goal. I wouldn't mind having a  nice crib though. The Good Book says that "In My house are many mansions," and I'm okay with that. It'd be fun to have some sort of vehicle, maybe a hotrod rice-burner or something, that goes a million miles per hour, so I can cruise the rings of Saturn and stuff, but I'd be cool with a little garden, a hut, a bicycle, a juicer, a drum kit, and my animals. That'd be Heaven to me, and I'll apply for that position. Maybe Jesus will hire me. 

"For as you do unto the smallest of these, so you do also unto Me." - God

 

Separated at Birth?

Yes drummer Alan White...

...and Wavy Gravy?

 

Quote of the Day

"The fool doth think himself a wiseman, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool." - Willian Shakespeare
 

50-50

I recently talked about something that's heavier than most people realize. Most people these days don't believe God is real, and even less believe Satan is real. First off, if God is real that is, you can't have God and not have Satan. God created Satan...aka Lucifer. We don't get to pick and choose, based on what we believe.

 The crux of the biscuit regarding whether or not God and the Devil exist comes down to only two possibilities- either they exist or they don't. The odds be fifty-fifty. Forgive me for quoting Zappa here...I can't help it. Either God and the Devil are real, or they aren't real. It's literally a flip of a coin. Dig that for a minute. 

 The thing is, if they're real, then the whole scenario is too, and there's a Heaven and a Hell, and we go to one or the other place when we die. The other possibility is that when we die, that's it...no afterlife, no nothing. That means we never had a "soul" to begin with. I could be wrong, but I think more people believe that we have some sort of soul or spirit or life-force or whatever you want to call it, which carries on beyond death, than believe in the existence of God and Satan. There's really only one way to find out, and we all will one day. 

 What's interesting about the so-called near-death experience is that, while the experience can vary wildly, many people say that as soon as they shed this mortal coil, they realize that their earthly life didn't matter really, and it's the "spirit realm" that's the deal. In a way that's a sad thought, but it makes perfect sense in relation to a "Heaven," where there's no hate, anger or jealousy...it would have to be that way.

 People would have to be equal in Heaven for that to work, so earthly accomplishments, or lack thereof, wouldn't matter. It'd truly be a world where all people are equal, and truly live in harmony, not like the New-Age, "We-are-the-world" false, bullshit rhetoric that the Satanic Elites spout. I suppose it's obvious what I believe, and it's just my opinion. I could be wrong...there's a 50-50 chance. What's crazy is, I hope I'm wrong. I don't like to think about people taking the down-elevator when they die (Oh, no...let's go). 

 Forget the Bible...forget the Book of the Dead...forget what anyone thinks or says...maybe it's like my friend Champ once said- it's like being in a room, and the lights go out. The very last thought you have is: "Hey, who turned out the ligh..." and that's it. You're gone, end of story, no Heaven or Hell. Or you do go to Heaven or Hell....not Purgatory, not the Seven Circles of Whatsis or wherever else, but literally up or down. They say Heaven is...well, in the heavens, and Hell is somewhere inside Earth. We do know that it's hot as fuck near the center of the Earth. 

 Most people have a hard time conceiving eternity. Try comparing a century to 100-billion years...it can't be done, and eternity is even longer than that. Come to think of it...some might say that there's a third possibility- reincarnation, and instead of going to a Heaven or a Hell, we go to some sort of clearing-house...maybe like a waiting room, where you take a number, have a seat and wait to become a newborn baby again, or maybe a toad or a cow or something. Since the Bible says that "we're appointed to die but once," and either the Bible is real or it isn't, I'm going to toss that out. 

 In his amazing autobiography, the late, great Keith Emerson quoted the philosopher Gurdjieff as saying that basically we "die as houseplants." That could very well be true, and sometimes I hope it is. If God is real, that means that there will also be a Judgement Day, and I'll have to answer for the bad shit I've done, just like everybody else. Some folks are going to have some serious 'splaining to do. I've sinned like there's no tomorrow, as it were, but I'd hate to have to answer for some of the things these sick fucks have done, and again I mean the Satanic Elites. If there's an afterlife, they're fucked. For eternity.

 Like I said, I usually don't fuck with 50-50 odds, especially when it comes to eternity. It doesn't matter if someone thinks the probability of God and Satan existing is exactly zero, or 100%...the odds are 50-50, all day long. It's a flip of the coin. Do you trust your soul to a flip of a coin? You have to choose. Choose wisely, my friend.