The Pedo Files: Meth Plus Viagra Equals a Hard Time

I've been watching some predator-poacher videos lately, where people pose as minors and try to expose Pedos. Normally I'm not a fan of vigilante justice, but in this case I applaud it. They don't harm anyone, which isn't always the case with some groups who also try to catch these sick fucks, and don't have such neutral intentions. These sick fucks need to be exposed.

 Interestingly, they say that in many cities, especially ones where the cops don't make an arrest without an actual victim, the Peds fear these guys more than the police. If they get popped by the cops, their friends and family find out, but it usually doesn't go too much further. 

 If these guys catch them, they're exposed to tens and hundreds of thousands of views on YouTube, Faceboo...I mean Meta, Twitter and wherever else they can blast it, and the whole town finds out. That's gotta suck. Even if they do get arrested, unless they have bad photos on their phones or something, they rarely serve much time. People still routinely serve more time for weed than for preying on our kids. 

Like any other dark-ass subject, you have to find humor when you can, to help balance-out the disgust-overload in your brain, and this one's a corker. For one thing this fuck could play Bozo the clown without a lick of makeup. Anyone who'd be attracted to this fuck would have to have a few issues too, I'd think. 

 He's 52, but he looks older than me, and I clock-in at 64. Thank you, crystal meth. He finally admitted that he'd smoked meth that morning, as if he even had to admit it, and apparently he'd also taken Viagra. He was tweaked to fuck and back, on top of a boner pill. Yes, it's sick as fuck. 

 I'm guessing that combining those two drugs is contraindicated, since I believe there was a case of drug-interaction going on. The meth was definitely egging the Viagra on. The result was that the poor fuck had an erection the whole time the pred-catchers were talking to him, and the whole time the police talked to him after they were called. The guy was taken into custody, and deserved it. He was already on the offender list and had bad pics on his phone, plus meth in his motel room.

 You can't watch this without thinking that his are some shoes you wouldn't want to be in. Could you imagine...you're high as a kite, expecting a nut, only you're surprised by some guys with cameras, you find out that you're live on YouTube, busted as fuck, then the cops come and you have to talk to them, and all the while you're sporting a boner, in front of God and everyone else. You're allegedly there to meet a minor for bad things, and you have a hard-on. That doesn't make you look guilty or anything. You can't make this shit up.

 If you're really interested, you can see his Woodrow in the top photo, enlarged, as it were, here. There were more graphic screenshots I could've grabbed, but I'm not into looking at boners, besides mine that is, and you get the idea. It's clearly visible. I'll skip making a joke about a black man laughing at a scrawny white dude's erect penis, because these days it might be considered "racist," although I'm putting the black guy in the best light. The cops did a great job of not cracking-up just seeing his erection. Too much. 

 There's a warning on Viagra labels about a possible side-effect, a condition called Priopism, where an erection lasts for more than four hours. A four-hour boner? That trumps a three-hour tour any day. That hurts just thinking about it. I don't know if that's what happened to Pedodude, but he sure was sprouting one the whole time he was on camera, about 45 minutes. I'm pretty sure the label doesn't say "WARNING: Do not mix with meth," but if they saw this video, they might add it. 

 The whole thing is sick, but again you have to laugh sometimes, just to reset your brain. Imagine trying to deny that you're there to have sex with someone you shouldn't, and you have an erection. No matter how twisted it is, it's comedy-gold. You'd never see it anywhere except real-life. Don't do drugs. Don't do kids either. 

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The Narcissist: Any Publicity is Good Publicity

They say that any publicity is good publicity, and never is it any more true than in the case of a narcissist. Their insatiable need for attention, known as "supply," is so overwhelming that as long as they know people are talking about them or otherwise paying attention to them, it really doesn't matter if it's for good or bad reasons. 

 They always need to be in the spotlight, on their own private stage, made up of lies, theft, projection, abuse, anger, fear, hate, total lack of real love and empathy, and other such things that make up their little fucked-up theater show that they call reality.

 For instance, if I said that an ex was a vile, pathetic, demonic sack of shit...that she was a slut, a whore, a felony-level thief, a compulsive and really bad liar, a cheat, a godless bitch, a robot, a delusional moron and even an animal abuser (fucking piece of shit), she'd get off on the attention. That's how fucked-up narcissists are. And BTW, never once in my life have I used such language about a woman I dated. I never even called someone a bitch, not to her face that is, until I met my ex. I said it because it's true. 

 Actually, she might take a bit of offense to the "moron" part, and she was hypersensitive to being called stupid, but that's because she is. Maybe I should say "dumbass." Anyway, there you have it. If someone said things like that about me, I think I'd be wanting to get the fuck out of the spotlight, but not a narcissist. They eat it up and come back for more. "Can I have another?" How fucked-up do you have to be to actually enjoy horrible shit that's being said about you? You only have to be a narcissist. Beware!

 

Cool Coincidences #974,993,920,362: Lisa and the Cars

An old girlfriend named Lisa popped into my head night before last. She was and still is amazing. When we dated I was maybe 22, and she was a year or so younger. We were crazy about each other. She was almost shockingly-beautiful, inside and out, and she was a ballerina.

 Long story short, she was offered a gig as Prima Ballerina at the NY Ballet Company, no audition, at an age of two years younger than anyone else in their history. It was literally the opportunity of a lifetime for her, but incredibly she decided to stay here in town and remain with the Alabama Ballet, just to be with my sorry ass. Of course I couldn't let that happen, and so reluctantly, very reluctantly, I broke-up with her. 

 I knew she wouldn't take it well, and she didn't, but I hoped one day she'd understand. I told her why, but it still broke her heart. I felt like the biggest asshole who ever lived, plus I really loved her, but what could I do? I couldn't stand in the way of something like that, and thank God she went to NY. 

This photo is a few years old, but she looks the same. She was a lot prettier than I was, but still people said we made an attractive couple. When I met her she lived about three blocks away, which was convenient. I was gigging in a motel lounge, and I'd go pick her up and then take her back home, and hang out.

I've sometimes wondered if things might come full-circle one day, and we'd find ourselves single, and bump into each other somewhere, but I don't see that happening. She never forgave me for breaking-up with her, and although I keep in touch with her sister, she's barely spoken to me since.

 When we were going out, her favorite song was Drive by the Cars. It was sung by bassist Ben Orr. The hook of the tune was "Who's gonna drive you home tonight?" On first listen it sounded like a tender love ballad, which is why Lisa liked it I guess, but of course there was some darker shit beneath the surface, sort of like Every Breath You Take by the Police.

 I absolutely loved the Cars, and I loved the song. If we'd had an "our song," that would've been it. So the other night she popped into my head, followed shortly by the song Drive. It's hard to think about her without thinking about that song. I'd been listening to a rebroadcast of one of Art Bell's radio shows (Coast-to-Coast AM) on YouTube. I'd paused it to go do something, and when I got finished. Lisa popped into my head, so I sat and thought about her for a minute. 

 As usual, our relationship sort of flashed before my eyes. I thought about how amazing it was being with her, and what might've been had she not had that choice to make, which essentially I made for her. For years I'd hoped that she might realize why I did what I did, and at least forgive me, but it didn't happen. C'est la vie. 

 I let out a sigh, and clicked back onto the video, with the Cars' tune playing in my head. Oh well, back to Art Bell. The video started playing just as a commercial was coming up, and they played a bumper-music song. It was...that's right, you guessed it...Drive. I had to grin. Sometimes I think the Universe has a sense of humor. Cheers Lisa, and Happy Trails, from the one who used to drive you home. THIS HAS BEEN A COINCIDENCE. 

Drive by the Cars (official music video): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xuZA6qiJVfU

 

 

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"People with penises or vaginas...that doesn't say 'male or female' or 'men and women.'" - an unidentified Tic-Toker and apparent anatomical expert
 

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"This thing works great! I shocked my brother as soon as I opened it up and he didn't move for 20 minutes." - TBJ, reviewing the Patriot "Execution Flashlight," a flashlight/stun gun combo
 

The Daily Bullshit: The "Nocebo Effect" WARNING: Extreme Bullshit)

I've been doing the "Daily Bullshit" series for over a decade, and there's some good ones, but I think this takes the cake. The latest batch of bullshit from the top is that all of the hundreds of thousands of people reporting negative reactions after doing the Hokey-Pokey, are just imagining things...it's all in their heads.

 They've dubbed it the "Nocebo Effect." They came up with a cute name that everyone can remember, and I'm sure they're tickled to death with themselves for coming up with it. This makes my blood boil, and it's already pissed a lot of people off, especially the ones who can see through the LIES, not to mention the ones who had the bad experiences. What pisses me off the most isn't the lie, but the fact that most people will believe it. It's not only a lie, but IT'S HARMING PEOPLE.

 So why haven't people heard about all these negative reports? It's called "censorship." Did you know that so far, around 250,000 Facebook accounts have been deleted, for reporting negative effects of the secret sauce? That's right. The posts weren't deleted, the entire accounts were. They tried to call it "medical misinformation," but it's precisely the opposite. It's medical INFORMATION, pure and simple, and anyone who thinks otherwise simply isn't thinking.

 They shut down those accounts forever. so people couldn't simply report their experiences again. Were they all lying? They took it willingly, and were expecting positive results. You can't sue any of the companies who make the Sauce...they enacted that into law, SIX MONTHS before the first dose rolled-out. With normal meds, we have 1-800-BAD-DRUG, where you can sue if a medicine harms you, even way down the road, but with the Sauce, that's off the table. Does that not send a message? All that money...and not a PENNY will ever go to anyone who may be harmed from the Sauce...now and forevermore. It should straight-up be illegal. They KNEW ahead of time there'd be major issues. They KNEW.

 Did you know that so far, over 80,000 women have reported having menstrual-cycle issues- changes in their cycles and excess bleeding? It's true. Look it up. I'll stop here and say that I'm not trying to freak people out, most of whom have already taken it...I'm trying to hip people to the fact that people who don't want to put an UNTESTED SUBSTANCE into their bodies aren't crazy, hateful, harmful, politically-motivated, or any of the other bullshit they try to tell us. With most people the decision is MEDICALLY-MOTIVATED, period. 

 Speaking of censorship, people who were reporting these very same issues a year ago were BANNED. They tried to simply suppress it, but when the numbers get that high, they have no choice but to address it, and that's where the bullshit comes in. It's "Damage Control for Dummies," only in this case, we're the dummies. It should totally wake people up just knowing what they try to suppress, but sadly it doesn't. 

 So they SAY that these issues are only "temporary," and pose "no threat to reproduction." How the FUCK do they know, when they don't even know WHY it's causing these problems? They're ACKNOWLEDGING it, so how the hell can they call it a Placebo Effect? Oops...I mean "Nocebo Effect." Tell that to the 80,000 women who're freaking out right now...some of whom are very worried about how it might affect fertility. Excess bleeding is just all in their heads?  It's bullshit. Come on. Wake up.

 To date over 100 athletes, many soccer players, in the prime of life and in the peak of health, have collapsed on the field from heart attacks, and quite a few have died. Reckon that's just "all in their heads?" I doubt it. If we were used to over 100 athletes collapsing from heart attacks every year, it wouldn't be any big deal, but we're NOT, because IT'S NOT NORMAL. The ONLY difference in the past year, and ALL other years in history, where maybe ONE guy might collapse from a heart attack in a given year, is, you guessed it...the Hokey Pokey. They all ordered the Secret Sauce. Do you think it's a coincidence? 

 They've also acknowledged blood-clotting issues from the Sauce, again, only because enough people were talking about it that they HAD to address it, and try to do damage-control. Of course they say the risk is "minor," and "worth the risk." Incredible. Oh, but they also say that it's all in their heads. Which is it? Tell the 12-yo boy who had a stroke (yeah, that's normal too), and had to have blood clots removed from his brain, that it was "all in his head." Well, actually it really was in his head, but you get it. 

 When it's all said and done...IF it's ever all said and done, TRILLIONS of dollars will be made from sales of the Secret Sauce. They say it's "free" too. Ain't no free. Trillions will be made. What do you THINK they're going to say..."Hmm, y'all, there are risks here," or "Of COURSE it's safe!" Yep, right. "Of COURSE it's safe." 

 There's tons of negative reports about the Sauce, and no matter how they try to suppress it, they can't hide it forever. People are waking up to this bullshit. Think back to when the Secret Sauce first came onto the scene. They said that taking it would keep you from catching it, and from spreading it, 100%. Remember? Now we know that wasn't true, but most people don't consider that, and wait to gobble up the next round of bullshit. 

 Now, all they can say is basically that it "lessens severity, and the chance of a hospital stay." Okay, it's not what they promised us at first, and it's not a bad thing, but is it worth the risk of taking an EXPERIMENTAL SUBSTANCE, just for those benefits, and for something with about a 99.9% recovery rate for most healthy people? Is it? It's your choice...please let it be ours. 

 Many people know that MILLIONS of people who danced the Hokey-Pokey did NOT do so willingly...they were threatened with job-loss, being barred from public places, and now even supermarkets and ATMs, for the love of God, and other things, and I totally understand. In fact I understand people wanting the Sauce for ANY reason. I get it. Fear is a very powerful tool, and sadly people really do believe every single thing they're told, as long as it's the "Official Explanation." If people want to trust their bodies to people who are KNOWN liars, it's their business. For people who don't, back-off. 

 Oh, and here's some numbers...a recent study in New South Wales showed that of patients in hospitals for the Bug, 68% were fully-sauced, while 28% hadn't had it. How 'bout them numbers? They immediately tried to debunk it, but they couldn't this time. They tried to say that the study didn't indicate whether or not they'd been boostered, and some nonsense about "New South Wales vs. the rest of the country," or some shit like that, but they couldn't "fact-check" it, because numbers don't lie. If you don't believe it, look it up. I wish you would. 

 Did you hear about the Mink trials? Minks have an immune system very similar to ours. They injected them with the RNA-altering, spike-protein-producing Sauce. At first the results looked promising...they were resistant to "bugs" at first, but soon after, their immune systems begin attacking themselves (Autoimmune Disease), and trials were halted. And yet it was PERFECTLY OKAY to EXPERIMENT on humans! If you don't believe this, look itTF up. If you're going to call people "stupid" or whatever, for not wanting an EXPERIMENTAL SUBSTANCE in their bodies, please look this stuff the fuck up. Do it. 

 And the BRIBES...when have people ever been BRIBED to make a medical choice? It's "for our safety?" Bullshit. They're bribing people to order the Sauce, with everything from free burgers and fries to free weed to free sky-miles to shopping sprees to gift cards to cruises to Super Bowl tickets to free cable to cash lotteries worth up to a million to cars to reduced prison sentences (no shit) to you-name-it. So far the most extreme bribe comes from I believe Austria, where children AS YOUNG AS 14, with "parental consent" of course, can get a free romp with a HOOKER. It's true. If you ask me, it's unimaginable, it's pedophilic and utterly Satanic, but sadly, very sadly, not surprising. Yet again, y'all, WELCOME TO THE BEAST SYSTEM. 

 The efficiency of the Sauce goes down to around 15% after only a few months, hence the "boosts." My sis came over about a month ago, practically bragging about just having gotten boosted. I'm surprised they didn't give her a sticker and a lollipop. Heck, if it were me, and I'd decided to take the juice, I'd wait and at least take advantage of some of the bribes. Maybe I'd go to Austria and order the Sauce, and fuck a hooker for free. That's just as crazy as them trying to tell us it's "all in our heads." Wake up.