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If you like chicks in bikinis, then boy, do I have a show for you. Uh-oh...maybe I shouldn't say "boy." I should say "If you're a man, woman, LBGT or even a fucking robot and you like chicks in bikinis, then PERSON, do I have a show for you." I hope that covers it. Fuck me. Remember when having to be "PC" was merely a pain-in-the-ass? Anyway, chicks in bikinis.
 There's a show on the Travel Channel that I'm pretty sure is called "Secret Swimming Holes" or something like that. It shows people swimming in swimming holes, and from what I've seen, well over half of the persons are female persons. Like them odds. I have to say that in this digital age, it warms my heart to see people actually enjoying Nature. I didn't know people still did that. Why go to all the trouble of hiking through the woods and getting all that exercise to get to a swimming hole when you can just watch it on your phone? I'm surprised, but I definitely don't have a problem with it.
 There's something hot about swimming holes. For the most part they are secret. Back in my day when we snuck off to a swimming hole, sometimes girls would tag along, and you might get lucky and get to see Billy's sister in a swimsuit. Hell, yeah it was hot...not to mention that most of us have had our fair share of experiences with the opposite sex at swimming holes. Oops...I did it again. I should say "Most of us have had our fair share of experiences with either sex at swimming holes." Jesus. Whatever.
 Anyway, for we oldtimers who still like a little mystery, this show rocks. The scenery is incredible. The landscapes are nice too. I've only watched parts of 3-4 episodes maybe, and the lasses (PEOPLE, I mean) seem to be well-endowed; like the gals (PEOPLE) in this image, and I haven't noticed a gram of silicone. On the Boner Scale, out of a possible 4 boners, I'd give it a 2.5, easy. PEOPLE. Jesus.