Quote of the Day

"You won't get Covid if you have these vaccines." - Joe Biden
 

Quote of the Day

"Get a job? I had a job...in the joint...pressin' them license plates. I was a license-plate-pressin' motherfucker." - Richard Pryor, from a classic skit. 
 

Selfie of the Day

I guess I've seen around a million selfies by now, and this one beats them all by far. I may be prejudiced, since I love turtles, but it's more than that. This photo should win an award. Sister is genuinely happy about it. You can't fake that look.

 She's like "Check this badass turtle who's letting me get all up in his personal space...what an awesome animal!" Turtle's like "Some of us just got it like that. Howdy Pard." 

 It almost looks like he knows he's being photographed, and he's doing an excellent pose. The piece of grass he's chewing on just seals the deal. And I mean, this sister is fine as wine, and probably a fellow turtle aficionado, but I can't quit looking at the turtle.  

 As far as selfies go, you can keep the narcissistic, cliffhanging, money-holding, titty-flashing, funny-face-making, thug-posing, drunk dipshit ones...this is the selfie of the century. I wouldn't mind being friends with both of these beautiful creatures. Maybe I could give them a banana. Say "Cheese!" 
 

Is It Real? (John 14:27)

"Peace I leave with you, my peace I give unto you: not as the world giveth, give I unto you. Let not your heart be troubled, neither let it be afraid."
 

Quote of the Day

"For everyone who laughs at what you're saying, there are a hundred more who want to hear it." - Mike, from Around the World
 

Quote of the Day

"You're part of a group that the general public despises. Even the other criminals hate you." - a predator-poacher, to a man caught trying to meet a child
 

Quote of the Day

"One does not desire the stars, but delights in their splendor." - unknown