I Wish I Was as Cool as My Dog

 I wish I was as cool as my dog. He's very handsome and photogenic; he's friendly; he lives in the moment; he doesn't hold grudges; he's a sweetheart; he's smart as a whip and he sees the good in everyone. I can't hold a candle to my dog. He's such a good boy. I guess that's why I like animals more than people.