Quote of the Day

"I love Doritos with a passion. I went to WalMart and bought a pack because they looked spectacular. We went home with pure excitement and cranked on the oven. A few minuted passed and the smell of rotten vomit came crawling from out of the stove. We thought that a mouse had died in our oven and started burning. A few more lengthy minutes passed and the timer set off. We were starving by this point. Opening the door exposed the horrid smell like a cloud of smoke. We gagged. Eventually we grabbed a few of the demon triangles and placed them in our virgin mouths. The flavor that oozed out was a disgusting array of satanic fluids. 'What the heck are these things filled with?' we asked ourselves as we darted to the bathroom, clenching our poor bums. We've never felt the rage of 1,000 demons purge through our bodies and into the poor, unforgiving toilet. All I can say is the plumber got a fat check." Danny Toadsworth, upon trying Doritos frozen snacks