Quote of the Day

"Bear's in your path? It's not your path any more." - trail guide, talking about the importance of letting bears know you're there ahead of time

Quote of the Day

"When you play drums, you're letting go of your ego and serving the music and your bandmates; never yourself. You understand that it's not about what form you're expressing yourself in when your entire self is music." Gabriela Jimeno

Tedi Wants to Be Your Friend

I rarely get on Facebook but I've been slacking in my duty to try to help some of these unfortunate women find honest work. I get friend requests from women pretty often, and it's always the same thing...professionals. They see an old fuck like me and it says "single" on the relationship part or whatever, so It's basically hooker spam. What I didn't realize was that after a certain time, Facebook deletes friend requests that go untouched. I've put up pics of other gals who've sent me friend requests and I had several more I meant to put up, but they're gone. Tedi here is the only one still left, so I'll do what I can for her.
 I have to give Tedi some credit- she actually has a few friends (all male and most taking selfies- imagine that) and several posts. I didn't recognize the language although it may be Portuguese. Seeing as how Tedi's in a foreign country, physical contact is probably out of the question. I reckon she's got the phone/Internet thing down to a science (SCIENCE!) and I bet she takes credit cards.

Tedi's got it goin' on. She's quite the limber lass as you can see. She's got a nice set of titties but I'd bet dollars to donuts they're store-bought. There isn't anything on her page about her interests or hobbies or anything like that, but who gives a shit, right? We certainly know what one of her hobbies is anyway. She's making that hobby public.
 I was a little disappointed though. If I were going to strike up something with Tedi I'd want to get to know her a little...what does she like to do with her free time...what are her hobbies...her dreams...what makes her happy...what makes her tick...I'd want to get to know Tedi for her mind first.
 I hate I missed the other ladies but I'll do what I can for Tedi. She works hard for the money. She's reaching out globally. Show Tedi some love. I bet she'll show you some. Have your credit card ready.

Random Funny: People Under Sedation Say the Darndest Things

I was at the dentist the other day and there was a young sister (sister is a generic term and means white in this case) getting her wisdom teeth pulled. She was coming off the anesthesia...sort of. The nurse was saying "Hellooooo there. Can you hear me? Wake up for me, honey. Do you know your name?" "Mmmmmmmm..." said the girl. "Do you know where you are? Do you know your name?" "Uhhhhhhhhhh...mmmmmmm-hmmmmm." "Do you know what day this is?" "Fuuuck, no." That was pretty funny.